Author: Ms Editor

Sunday 17th of March 2002 – War on Terror The Observer ‘We’re all dead Americans now’ T. Blair ‘Easy, Saladin’ The Pope ‘Yessssss!’ First reaction of many British people who subsequently claimed to be appalled ‘I have seen nothing to convince me that all these attacks were not the work of one lone American madman’…

Thursday 14th of February 2002 Emma has had a baby!!! On Saturday, at around 2 pm. She was going to go to hospital on Friday to be induced. Then they cancelled as there were no beds, and changed it to the next day. The next day the labour started of its own accord, and by…

Tuesday, 29th January 2002 Emma’s baby is due today! (no sign of it yet). Last night your father and I had a bit of an argument about you wanting to be a princess. When I got home from work, you said that daddy wouldn’t let you be the princess in Shrek. When you see a…

Monday, 21st of January 2002 More gems from you: • “Who thinks what this is?” (for ‘what do you think this is?’) • “Hittopotamus” • “Impetation” (Invitation) • “Mummy, is your winky under your hairy thing?” When I answered no, you said, “Yes, it is, your winky is under the hairy thing!” • “Mummy fagrilla”…